FROZEN
‘I don’t pay
you to sit around playing computer games!’
‘You haven’t
paid me at all this month.’
‘You’ll get
your money. It’s just that things have been a bit tight recently.’
‘Let me
guess – the Wilsons haven’t paid? They were expecting to inherit grandad’s
fortune, but instead he spent it on being frozen.’
‘How many
times must I tell you it’s cryogenic preservation, not freezing! But it’s not
the Wilsons. Mr Hayward rang to say we can unplug his mother-in-law.’
‘I’ll do it
now. My tea’s gone cold and I need to plug in the kettle.’
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Yes, I know they're washing machines, but you really don't want to hear about my twin-tub adventures, which was all I could think of otherwise!
Thanks to Miles Rost for the photo and to Rochelle for hosting us on her blog https://rochellewisoff.com/
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And the prize for most inventive use of the dryers goes to ....
ReplyDeleteHeehee!
DeleteWow, don't know how you got that from the prompt. well done, Lizy.
ReplyDeleteThe machines could be anything, Mason!
DeleteOh dear!
ReplyDeleteIndeed, oops!
DeleteWouldn't trust them with my body after that!
ReplyDeleteNeither would I!
DeleteHilarious Liz, thanks for the giggle!
ReplyDeleteThanks Keith.
DeleteI could see them as cryopods. Great story. Reminds me of the place in Futurama.
ReplyDeleteI don't know Futurama :)
DeleteThis gave me a giggle.
ReplyDeleteThanks Dawn - that was my intention!
DeleteHa this made me smile thanks :)
ReplyDeleteThanks Angela, glad you enjoyed it!
DeleteFunny and very original. Great take.
ReplyDeleteThanks Gah!
ReplyDeleteThis made me chuckle! Tea would indeed be more important than the Monster-in-law! LOL!
ReplyDeleteTea is vital.
DeleteUnplugging the mother-in-law. Now, there's a thought!
ReplyDeleteMy first MIL...:O
DeleteDear Liz
ReplyDeleteI love the juxtaposition of unplugging the mother in law to plugging in the tea. Nicely done.
Shalom,
Rochelle
I like how your creativity spun this tale. Of course those are cryo chambers!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you can see them too!
DeleteInteresting story. To every question and answer, to every problem a solution.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Bill.
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