GOING SPARE

 

I thought I’d write a book about my miserable life,

How Daddy doesn’t love me and doesn’t like my wife -

He stopped my pocket money the minute we were wed!

And as I was born second I can’t be the family’s head -

I wouldn’t want to anyway, they’re prejudiced and mean,

I’ve had to toe the line ever since I was a teen,

And I’m so mad at them that I am laying my soul bare

In several hundred pages of my book, ‘Going Spare’.

.................. Do you think anyone will buy it? ....................................