DUMPED
“What’s
up? You look stressed.”
“Where do
I start? Have you got any wine in the fridge?”
“Only
Prosecco. Will that do?”
“Perfect.
Simon’s dumped me for that tarty girl from the coffee shop.”
“We knew
she spelled trouble.”
“She was
after him from Day One – he didn’t stand a chance.”
“You’re
not sorry for him?”
“Nah!
I’ve got my eye on that gym instructor. This Prosecco’s good.”
“I’ll
open another bottle. Cheers!”
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