SCANDAL
The
scandal broke on Tuesday and whizzed around the town at the speed of sound.
Sandra from Glebe Close was having it off with Dave Wilson, and there were
photographs on Facebook as proof.
This was
infinitely more exciting than the recent speculation about the parrot that had
been spotted flying around in erratic circles, and the flood of calls to the
animal rescue centre dwindled to a trickle as people discussed the latest Glebe
Close developments with shocked delight.
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Thanks to Rochelle who hosts Friday Fictioneers on her blog https://rochellewisofffields.wordpress.com/ and this week to Luther Siler for the photograph that prompts my story and scores of others, which you will find if you follow the Blue Frog trail on Rochelle's site.
a paparazzi parrot
ReplyDeleteflying on all four
went through glass
after taking pic galore
A nice twist on the ones
That have come before
Thanks for such a poetic comment, desk 49!
DeleteI'm sure it will happen before too long - drones supplying the evidence in the Family Courts. Good one.
ReplyDeleteMore than likely - unless it's happened already!
DeleteDear Liz,
ReplyDeleteWe live in bizarre times, don't we? Most of what we accept as commonplace only existed in Sci Fi. Well done.
Shalom,
Rochelle
I think our generation and our parent's generation have seen more change than several centuries before us.
DeleteThis is brilliant! I had a seagull peering at mt me through my window a few minutes ago - at least, I think it was a seagull!
ReplyDeleteVisit Keith's Ramblings!
Be careful what you get up to, Keith - or draw the curtains!
DeleteI have to watch out for birds... (I guess I can spot the parrot among the sparrows)
ReplyDeleteThey will soon be bringing out a miniaturised version - can you trust a sparrow?
DeleteHa, great one, Liz. I love the thought of parrot drones, although vultures would be a more likely costume for paparazzi.
ReplyDeleteYou are right about the vultures, Russel. Luckily I am not famous!
DeleteThe parrot drone? Next I'll be watching out for my goldfish depth charge!
ReplyDeleteHave you checked him for a suicide belt?
DeleteI know someone who does a lot of drone photography - this made me wonder if you know him too!
ReplyDeleteShot him down last week!
DeleteWe used to say 'the walls have ears'. What will we be saying in the future? The sky has eyes?? I love your story - most engaging.
ReplyDelete"Beware the eye in the sky" perhaps? Thanks for commenting, marg.
DeleteThat's rather scary, Liz, especially since it could happen. Well-written story, and good surprise ending. :) --- Suzanne
ReplyDeletethanks Suzanne, and sorry if I scared you!
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