BIG ORANGE BALL
“Who gave permission for that monstrosity?” Joe asked in the bar.
“The Mayor has a new car,” Bill said.
Heads nodded sagely – it figured.
“Ten dollars to go inside – I hear it’s anti-gravity or something.”
“Someone has to try it out.”
“That sounded like a vacuum cleaner,” Bill said.
“Nah,” said Mick, “More like a drain plunger.”
They were still arguing the next day, after the orange ball had vanished.
They never saw Joe again.
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What on earth that big orange ball is for I can only imagine - which is the point of Friday Fictioneers, I suppose. So here is my interpretation of Dale Rogerson's photo. Presumably she knows? To read other stories based on the image, follow the frog link from Rochelle's blog https://rochellewisoff.com/
hah! Poor Joe.
ReplyDeleteIn reality, if Joe had gone inside the real thing, he'd have had a burger and an orange julep ;-)
But no view, I imagine?
DeleteThose alien abductors are getting sneakier
ReplyDeleteCan't trust them an inch!
DeletePoor Joe. What a sucker.
ReplyDeleteNot the sharpest knife in the box, certainly.
DeleteEither way, going in that ball sucks.
ReplyDeletePrince Charles would call it a carbuncle, and he'd be right.
DeleteNow that is drawing the short straw!
ReplyDeleteDefinitely!
DeleteNice of him to be the guinea pig. I hope they appreciate it.
ReplyDeleteHe wasn't very happy about it, with good reason, as it turned out!
DeleteYikes! Where did Joe go? Intriguing tale!
ReplyDeleteWho knows? Abducted by aliens? Eaten by a monster? Your guess!
DeletePoor joe :-( Or maybe he's having a great time!
ReplyDeleteMaybe he is - transported to Paradise?
DeleteJoe was either very unfortunate or extremely lucky, but I guess we'll never know!
ReplyDeleteIt will give his pals an endless source of conversation in the bar.
Deleteat least, he'd got balls going inside the dome. now, adventure awaits. :)
ReplyDeleteBalls! Very clever - I hope he enjoys it!
DeleteYikes! Poor Joe. I wonder what happened to him. Great take!
ReplyDeleteThanks Shweta!
DeleteDear Liz,
ReplyDeleteImaginative piece. Perhaps Joe is enjoying the ride in the big orange ball. Fun stuff.
Shalom,
Rochelle
Thanks Rochelle.
DeleteLiz,
ReplyDeleteI'm hoping Joe is having the time of his life and not missing his old buddies at all!
pax,
dora
One can always hope!
DeleteIt's like a giant roach motel but for humans. Great take on the image. I enjoyed the dialogue, Liz.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Jade - I've never heard of a roach motel!
DeleteClever, these Aliens. Always praying on human curiosity. Poor Joe, though.
ReplyDeleteAnd setting traps! Thanks, GAH.
DeleteI think Joe is relaxing on a pink beach with some kind of alien cocktail, earning a living as a story-teller of the humanoids. ;)
ReplyDeleteWell, poor Joe! And he'll never return to tell all about his adventure, either.
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