FAMILY WISDOM
It’s okay to chew on your chicken bones
So you don’t waste all that meat –
Just remember it’s not considered polite
When the Queen invites you to eat.
And repeated it to all four of mine;
Now my granddaughter knows not to chew at the Palace –
Old wisdom has passed down the line.
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I have no idea why this poem evolved from Jennifer Pendergast's photo - food and a family of four children, perhaps - but this is my offering of a less-than-one-hundred-words story for this week! To read other stories you can follow the frog link from Rochelle's blog: https://rochellewisoff.com/
Allow me to wish you all a Happy Passover and a Happy Easter, hopefully with a few more friends than you were able to see last year. And also to remind you that my little book of gently humorous poems is out on Amazon - just click on the cover image at the top of this page.
Finger licking's out as well?!
ReplyDeleteI believe one is expected to use the gold finger bowls.
DeleteThat's it then, I'm not going to the Palace for supper.
ReplyDeleteNot even for the gold plates?
DeleteEssential advice for the little ones
ReplyDeleteBasically it taught them that it is polite to ask permission!
DeleteInformation I'm sure I'll never need :) Enjoyed the generational wisdom.
ReplyDeleteIt's only half in jest, as it teaches what is polite.
DeleteI can only eat boneless chicken, but I suspect I'm unlikely to ever be invited to the Palace anyway!
ReplyDeleteWhat's wrong with chicken on the bone?
DeleteGood manners are never wasted! ;-)
ReplyDeleteExactly, and any method of instilling them, barring violence, is good.
DeleteI'll keep that in mind next time I go to the palace... :D What a fun poem!
ReplyDeleteThanks Gah!
Deletethat's great. the queen must be so proud. :)
ReplyDeleteShe has every reason to be proud.
DeleteGreat response to the prompt. And good advice, too.
ReplyDeleteThank you!
DeleteThis is very clever. I love it!
ReplyDeleteThank you, Brenda x
DeleteNothing and no one will keep me from gnawing my chicken bones! I'm sure I would have been sent to the corner many times over this one. :)
ReplyDeleteGo girl!
DeleteDear Liz,
ReplyDeleteWhatever works to instill good manners in a child is a win. Love this.
Shalom,
Rochelle
And the fact that it worked was proved at lunch today. Six year old Millie picked up a piece of food and said, 'Not with the Queen.'
DeleteI love the passing on of simple wisdom. Makes me wonder if the granddaughter will get a chance to try out her palace etiquette!
ReplyDeleteWell, she's six - just the right age for Prince George!
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