BOXERS
Jackie had her life sorted out – husband, two children, a nice home – until That Woman started work at his office.
It was suspicious enough when he started showering every day rather than a quick wash, and going out for lunch instead of taking sandwiches, but buying new underwear to attend a conference was a dead give-away – did he think she was too stupid to notice?
She knew his habits too well. She also knew his weaknesses.
Boxer shorts washed with peanut oil would ruin his weekend.
I am late on parade this week, and even today I am just squeezing this blog in between taking an old Acer Tablet to the school to be given to a disadvantaged home-schooling pupil, and going to my daughter's house to celebrate my granddaughter's 6th birthday. AND before anyone reports me to the Covid-Stazi, they're a single parent family and we are their support bubble!
Thanks to Rochelle for the photo prompt - I wonder if her desk is always this tidy?
Atleast she hasn't yet taken to distributing his collection of model galleons to the children of the community
ReplyDeleteIs that what happened to you?!!!
DeleteOuch! I hope she was right though, otherwise an innocent man has suffered!
ReplyDeleteOf course she was right!
DeleteIt'll ruin That Woman's too if she has a nut allergy!
ReplyDeleteOuch! The very though makes me wince.
DeleteDear Liz,
ReplyDeleteHell hath no fury as a woman scorned.
Shalom,
Rochelle
'Twas ever thus.
DeleteHa :-) While he's away she can start sifting money out of the joint account too...
ReplyDeleteThat would be a good plan - just in case.
DeleteMade me smile Liz.
ReplyDeleteThanks Wilts :)
Deletei don't think it'll work. he can always carry a spare. :)
ReplyDeleteDepends how allergic he is.
DeleteYou think he'll realize he's been caught cheating? He doesn't seem too bright to me :)
ReplyDeleteOr he might fear he's caught VD from his lady-love!
DeleteOuch!
ReplyDeleteIndeed!
DeleteWell, I think he might have brought that on himself.
ReplyDeleteTotally agree!
DeleteThis is one affair he's going to remember for a very long time.
ReplyDeleteIt certainly is 😊¡!!
DeleteThat'll learn him!
ReplyDeleteOne can only hope so!
DeleteThat 'buying new underwear' clue... a dead giveaway! Enjoyed!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Roger
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