So please bear with me, enjoy my poem, and forgive the fact that I've outstripped the word count by A LOT!
In my defence, I am in the throes of packing up to relocate from Tenerife to England after fifteen years, and my head's up my ****!
Thanks as always to https://rochellewisofffields.wordpress.com/ for the photo prompt -
CHIP STALL
My Dad has a chip stall
right outside the Tower
– of London, you dolt,
not Blackpool –
and now I can actually
see over the counter
I help out sometimes
after school.
The tourists will stop
for two quids-worth of chips
– “London prices,” Dad says if they moan –
and some of them want
them wrapped up in The Times
instead of a
grease-paper cone.
Mum’s batter is made
with the very best beer
and is famous
throughout London town –
a few TV chefs have
offered a fortune
but Mum won’t write
anything down.
Some weekends the queue
to see the Crown Jewels
can stretch for a very
long way –
Dad turns on a fan to
waft out the smell
and we turn a good
profit those days.
Last Sunday I wanted to
watch the procession,
but Dad said the
Queen’s Jubilee
would bring in the cash
and he needed my help –
I could watch it that
night on TV.
So there I was, serving
the ketchup and salt,
when the whole queue
went quiet and still,
and That Voice said,
“Those chips smell delicious – We really
must have some - please
send Us the bill.”
Mum curtsied and Dad
took his cap off and bowed;
“On the house, Ma’am –
I couldn’t charge You.”
So I salted Her
Majesty’s chips - and took a quick
photo to prove it was
true.
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AND for those of you who make it down to the comments - I have a friend whose family did actually own a fish and chip stall by the Tower of London.
ReplyDeleteA chip stall by royal appointment! What a lovely thought! One has to smile.
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Thanks Rosey. I wrote that poem in 2012 for the Diamond Jubilee and I still like it!
DeleteYou reminded me of the greaseproof paper cones there. Which gave way to parcels and then to those obnoxious polystyrene boxes people leave everywhere. Good one.
ReplyDeleteFish and chips haven't tasted the same since they stopped using newspaper. Bah humbug!
DeleteIs this for real? I could totally picture this
ReplyDeleteThanks DD - all my imagination, I'm proud to say!
DeleteThere must have been times when she's been tempted to grab a bag of chips instead of waiting for the formal dinner.
ReplyDeleteThere speaks a true chip-o-phile, and yes, the allure of 'common' food must be very strong at times. After a week in a hotel I long for beans on toast.
DeleteDear Liz,
ReplyDeleteThis made me so hungry. I enjoyed a slice of British life from my US Midwestern place. Continued best wishes on your move. I hated moving across town so I can't imagine...
Shalom,
Rochelle
Dear Rochelle - thanks for your good wishes. Nobody who hasn't lived in spanish territory can imagine the reams of paperwork in triplicate one needs, each piece from a different office.
DeleteParasites. Why would anyone want to give them free chips?
ReplyDeleteOut of respect maybe, Mick? Some of us still have that. OR perhaps in recognition of the millions in tourist revenue that having a royal family and millennia of history brings into England.
DeleteNow I am craving chips!
ReplyDeleteLondon kind ;)
Salt and vinegar or ketchup, Dawn?
Deleteshe knew where to find the best chips. Neat slice of life story. I liked it a lot, and now I"m hungry
ReplyDeleteThere'll be a lot of chips eaten tonight, judging from these comments!
DeleteCute story. Craving chips now, obviously.
ReplyDeleteHope the packing is going well. It's raining heavily here today, though - are you sure you want to come home? ;-)
Annalisa - I keep telling people there's more to life than weather, but in fact we are suffering here from excessive heat. Even with a fan going in evey room it's difficult to sleep.
DeleteQuite an interesting image: royalty at a concession stand (of sorts). And why is it that those who can most afford to pay rarely do? ;)
ReplyDeleteShe offered - Dad said no. His choice - and it was only chips.
DeleteA wonderful story, with excellent imagery. Could almost smell fish and chips all the way here in San Diego!
ReplyDeleteThanks Susan - every person on here wants my Tower of London fish and chips!
DeleteWhat a wonderful poem! You should be proud!
ReplyDeleteThanks Dale - I enjoyed writing this one.
DeleteThis made me smile. And craving... it's been a very long time since I had fish and chips.
ReplyDeleteGlad you enjoyed it, GaH - another person who's going to go out this weekend for fish and chips!
DeleteLovely poem Lizy! Loved the warmth and playful spirit.
ReplyDeleteHaving grown up in a republic, I always find deference to royalty a bit hard to understand. How are they superior to us? Aren't we all created equal? Isn't respect to be given freely to the person, not the position? Too many questions swim in my mind when I watch the bowing to royalty.
I learned to respect royalty from childhood. Sometimes the behaviour of individual members of the royal family left a lot to be desired, but the institution remains, in my view, preferable to others. In republics we see Presidents treated like royalty anyway!
DeleteLovely, fun poem, Lizy - I enjoyed reading it very much.
ReplyDeleteThanks Susan.
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