SEX OR CHOCOLATE?

I have seen some interesting sights on my morning walks - a herd of goats eating shrivelled-looking shrubs, a cat stalking a lizard, huge dogs walking their owners, and a variety of plants - but this van caught my eye today.

Is Tupperware branching out into the sex toy trade?

And on a totally different subject -
here are three reasons why I would return to England in a heartbeat if I had the money.

My two grandsons, one of whom was nine yesterday, and their mother's cakes.

What a stroke of genius to pile brownie squares into a birthday cake! And all I get is a look at it.

NOT FAIR!

So today's choice seems to be between sex and chocolate - what's your preference?